I cut to muscle for the first time, and got 35 stitches. In some sick way I’m proud of this cut, it’s the worst I have done yet.

I think this is the deepest I have cut.

I think this is the deepest I have cut.

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

(Source: skate-high, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

(via prozacstoned)

  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
  • Snape: ...Up to something.
  • Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
  • Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
  • Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

artoflovingme:

my insides enlist one thousand swarming insects…
(from a poem I wrote, found here)

artoflovingme:

my insides enlist one thousand swarming insects…

(from a poem I wrote, found here)

(via sexual-feelings)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

bl-ossomed:

Me